{"id":478,"date":"2021-03-03T20:44:55","date_gmt":"2021-03-03T10:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/average-joe-dildo-miquel-the-bartender\/"},"modified":"2021-03-03T20:44:55","modified_gmt":"2021-03-03T10:14:55","slug":"average-joe-dildo-miquel-the-bartender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/average-joe-dildo-miquel-the-bartender\/","title":{"rendered":"Average Joe Dildo – Miquel The Bartender"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n
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Hi! I’m Miguel! I may be the guy tending the bar, but I’m really thinking about getting you home and making you a special cocktail. But first, I’d take you out for a wild night on the town… I call my buddy and get us on the list for the hottest DJ in town. We dance close, the music is pounding, I run my hands along your curves. We slip out the back door and arrive at the club just in time to catch a secret rock show. You bang your head to the music and I wrap my arms around your waist. I kiss your shoulder, your neck, your ear. You turn to me and smile. I kiss you. Hard… Let me pour you a cocktail! 8 Good reasons to hook up with Miguel: Miguel’s 6″ (15.25cm) manhood may be average, but he knows how to shake it His realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing Miguel loves it when you’re thirsty and your thirst can’t be quenched His balls slam into you with every thrust; Miguel is always hard and ready to overflow His true to life size will make him your favourite cocktail Harness compatible suction cup base for hands free fun alone or with a lover Waterproof for a round in the shower or tub Phthalate free Manufacturer Code:  1101300 * USB charging cable included for rechargeable batteries  * International adapters included N\/A<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi! I’m Miguel! I may be the guy tending the bar, but I’m really thinking about getting you home and making you a special cocktail. But first, I’d take you out for a wild night on the town… I call my buddy and get us on the list for the hottest DJ in town. We dance close, the music is pounding, I run my hands along your curves. We slip out the back door and arrive at the club just in time to catch a secret rock show. You bang your head to the music and I wrap my arms around your waist. I kiss your shoulder, your neck, your ear. You turn to me and smile. I kiss you. Hard… Let me pour you a cocktail! 8 Good reasons to hook up with Miguel: Miguel’s 6″ (15.25cm) manhood may be average, but he knows how to shake it His realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing Miguel loves it when you’re thirsty and your thirst can’t be quenched His balls slam into you with every thrust; Miguel is always hard and ready to overflow His true to life size will make him your favourite cocktail Harness compatible suction cup base for hands free fun alone or with a lover Waterproof for a round in the shower or tub Phthalate free Manufacturer Code:  1101300 * USB charging cable included for rechargeable batteries  * International adapters included N\/A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":479,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[7,9,8],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-femplay","category-product","tag-adult","tag-femplay","tag-toys","category-6","category-5","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miumiugarden.com\/api-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}