Average Joe Dildo – Andy The Mechanic

Hi! I’m Andy! I may be the guy working on your car, but I’m really thinking about all the things I could do if I got under your hood. But first, I’d take take you on the best date of your life… We hit the Go-Kart Speedway where I sit behind you teach you how to use the stick shift. You hold onto my thighs as I show you how I handle the curves… We grab fast food at the hot dog stand and I wipe a drop of mustard off your cheeks are flushed from the adrenaline, I grab your face and kiss you. Long and slow… Let me rev your engine! 8 Good reasons to hook up with Andy: Andy’s 6" (15.25cm) manhood may fall a little short but he makes up for it with a solid girth His realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing Andy loves it when you lubricate his piston His balls are high and tight; randy Andy is always hard and ready to explode His true to life size will make him your favourite ride Harness compatible suction cup base for hands free fun alone or with a lover Waterproof for a round in the shower or tub Phthalate free Manufacturer Code:  1101304N/A

Average Joe Dildo – Miquel The Bartender

Hi! I’m Miguel! I may be the guy tending the bar, but I’m really thinking about getting you home and making you a special cocktail. But first, I’d take you out for a wild night on the town… I call my buddy and get us on the list for the hottest DJ in town. We dance close, the music is pounding, I run my hands along your curves. We slip out the back door and arrive at the club just in time to catch a secret rock show. You bang your head to the music and I wrap my arms around your waist. I kiss your shoulder, your neck, your ear. You turn to me and smile. I kiss you. Hard… Let me pour you a cocktail! 8 Good reasons to hook up with Miguel: Miguel’s 6″ (15.25cm) manhood may be average, but he knows how to shake it His realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing Miguel loves it when you’re thirsty and your thirst can’t be quenched His balls slam into you with every thrust; Miguel is always hard and ready to overflow His true to life size will make him your favourite cocktail Harness compatible suction cup base for hands free fun alone or with a lover Waterproof for a round in the shower or tub Phthalate free Manufacturer Code:  1101300 * USB charging cable included for rechargeable batteries  * International adapters included N/A

Wildfire Cyberskin Dream Dick – Realistic Dildo

Cyberskin material is the closest you can get to the real thing in realistic dildo’s.  It can increase your sexual pleasure and stimulation from just the touch of the Cyberskin.  Dream Dick is a full erect cock with a soft skin ready for playing when you want and need full penetration.Yes its hard to see why this dick costs three times more than others of similar size, but the Cyberskin™ material used is really something else. Its actually better than the real thing! So soft and sensual to the touch. Its also significantly sized, being one of our largest realistic cocks at 5CM wide and 22CM long.

Jel-Lee Matinee Idol 7.5 Inch Cock w Suction

Realistic, solid Jel-Lee® construction is pleasurably soft on the outside, yet rigid and firm on the inside. Built-in suction cup base is harness compatible. ● 7.5" length. ● 1.5 "thick diameter. ● Made with Pleasure-Soft Jel Lee rubber for optimum rigidity. ● Soft touch outer feel for smooth,satisfying sensations. ● Extremely durable and firm for maximum penetration. ● Hands free suction cup base. Manufacturer Code:  1101006N/A

Bamboo 10 Speed Vibrator by Rocks-Off (Gold)

The Rocks Off range is quite diverse. They have something for everyone. The Bamboo however is one just for the ladies. Stylish, elegant and simple but full of delight. It is a slim line bullet vibrator that has 10 incredible speeds of vibration and pulsation. It is easy to use with just one finger at the base of the vibe. Simply click your way through all the speeds until you find the one or two that you need at the time. You may want a slow easy pulsation just to get you started, whilst you work your way up to a slight fuller vibration and then when you’re ready click onto the full hit of vibration to get you to that climax you crave. The vibe itself is very unique, it is not a bullet in shape but you could almost believe that it looks like a lipstick. Actually, you could easily think it is a lipstick so much so you could have it in your bag and no-one would think it is anything but a lipstick or cosmetic. You could even pull it out of your handbag and walk to the bathroom with it to get a little play whilst at work or out somewhere. Again, no-one will have a clue. It has some power in it as well for such a small compact little vibe. So when you get to the full vibrations you won’t be disappointed. Rocks Off do make sure you get Off on their products.I love how compact this vibe is. Stick it in your bag or pocket and off you go!

Bamboo 10 Speed Vibrator by Rocks-Off (Pink)

The Rocks Off range is quite diverse. They have something for everyone.The Bamboo however is one just for the ladies. Stylish, elegant and simple but full of delight. It is a slim line bullet vibrator that has 10 incredible speeds of vibration and pulsation. It is easy to use with just one finger at the base of the vibe. Simply click your way through all the speeds until you find the one or two that you need at the time. You may want a slow easy pulsation just to get you started, whilst you work your way up to a slight fuller vibration and then when you’re ready click onto the full hit of vibration to get you to that climax you crave. The vibe itself is very unique, it is not a bullet in shape but you could almost believe that it looks like a lipstick. Actually, you could easily think it is a lipstick so much so you could have it in your bag and no-one would think it is anything but a lipstick or cosmetic. You could even pull it out of your handbag and walk to the bathroom with it to get a little play whilst at work or out somewhere. Again, no-one will have a clue. It has some power in it as well for such a small compact little vibe. So when you get to the full vibrations you won’t be disappointed. Rocks Off do make sure you get Off on their products.I love how compact this vibe is. Stick it in your bag or pocket and off you go!

Four Seasons Regular Fitting Condoms – 6 Pack

Four Seasons Regular Condoms are an extra sensitive condom developed to feel as close to nature’s way as possible. Four Seasons condoms will help to reduce the risk of Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs). ● Transparent ● Lubricated ● Reservoir End ● Condom Nominal Width 53mm ● Do not use an oil based lubricant as this may weaken the condom. ● Each Four Seasons Condom is manufactured to the highest international standards and is electronically tested for your security. Contains Natural rubber latexIf you are looking for a condom that looks and feels like you have nothing on, then the trusty regular condom is for you.

Penthouse Aimee Sweet Vibrating CyberSkin Pet Pussy

New! Penthouse Aimee Sweet vibrating CyberSkin Pet Pussy. A stunning replica of Aimee’s hot pussy, made with CyberSkin provides snug, realistic satisfaction. Special comfa-grip shape helps you hold on tight for stroking that you control. Add the included Love Bullet with multi-speed vibrations, to make the experience even more amazing. Molded directly from Penthouse® Pet of the Year Aimee Sweet Oversized CyberSkin® stroker Multi-speed vibrating love bullet® Hand painted Open ended Phthalate free Manufacturer Code:  1097027N/A

Penthouse Taylor Vixen Vibrating CyberSkin Pet Pussy

New! Penthouse Taylor Vixen vibrating CyberSkin Pet Pussy. A stunning replica of Taylor’s hot pussy, made with CyberSkin provides snug, realistic satisfaction. Special comfa-grip shape helps you hold on tight for stroking that you control. Add the included Love Bullet with multi-speed vibrations, to make the experience even more amazing. Molded directly from Penthouse® Pet of the Year Taylor Vixen Oversized CyberSkin® stroker Multi-speed vibrating love bullet® Hand painted Open ended Phthalate free Manufacturer Code:  1097020N/A

Wet Stuff Gold Pump – 270ml

Wet Stuff is a true premium lubricant with a high lubrication and durability factor. Its designed so it nevers drys out, is a low irritant and comes in a convenient pump form. Owned and produced in Australia, this water based lubricant is one of our best selling products. Background of Wet Stuff Australia Wet Stuff personal lubricant is the first of a new generation of water based personal lubricants that resists drying out in use. Wet Stuff was first released for sale in 1987. Since then many new formulations have been added to the range. The use of condoms helps reduce the risk of sexually transmissible infections (S.T.I’s). Wet Stuff when applied correctly increases the pleasure of personal contact with condoms and reduces the risk of breakage of condoms due to lubricant failure. Made For Fun The name Wet Stuff has been chosen to help people relax. It often brings a laugh and helps put people at ease. This is an important feature that helps people become at ease with condom use. As the methods of transmission of Sexually Transmitted Infections are more widely studied it has become apparent that any transfer of body fluids is a health hazard. As a result Wet Stuff has been formulated as an edible medical lubricant for application to condoms. Condoms help reduce the risk of transmission of STI’s. Wet Stuff has been formulated only from ingredients that have been tested and used extensively in both the cosmetic and pharmaceutical industries for the last 30 years and have been found to give a very low incidence of allergic responses. The Wet Stuff range is also designed for use during or before sex. Because of the importance of slowing the spread of STI’s, condom use is strongly encouraged. Studies show that the use of lubricants with condoms reduce the rates of condom breakage and make condom use much more pleasurable. Population groups who do not use lubricants with condoms have much higher breakage rates of condoms. How Much Do You Use? With all lubricants the amount that you use depends on the conditions. If you use too much it will need to be washed off and if you use too little it will dry out. Each different formulation may need a little trial and error to find the right amount for your favourite use. Wet Stuff Tests Wet Stuff has an unusually long skin adsorption and drying time. Market Research has shown that rapid lubricant failure requiring frequent reapplication, is the major cause of consumer dissatisfaction with water based lubricants. In dry skin adsorption and dry skin lubrication tests, a generous application of Wet Stuff has been found to give good lubrication for upto to the 30 minutes recommended maximum condom use time. All of the other products tested (Lubafax, Surgipack, Mucos, Sylk, Slip Gell, etc.) when applied generously to dry skin were dry in under 3 minutes. The high glycerine content of Wet Stuff serves to give excellent water retention. None of these other products contain an ingredient at this concentration to help retain water. Condom burst tests with Wet Stuff applied to condoms and tested after very long time periods show that the ingredients used in Wet Stuff do not affect the integrity of the latex. All of the tested condoms remained within the standard required for use in Australia (EN 600). The product is intrinsically bacteriostatic due to the concentration of glycerine and also contains the cosmetic and pharmaceutical grade preservatives potassium sorbate and phenonip. Phenonip is a hypo allergenic mix of methyl, ethyl, propyl and butyl p-hydroxy benzoate. The mix allows a lower total preservative concentration to be used but still have good preservative effect. This level does not sensitise people who are not already sensitised to preservatives. People who have allergies to preservatives or cosmetics should test each new product in a shower so that if they are allergic they can wash it off easily. The rate of preservative irritation with Gel Works lubricants is less than one report per 10 tonne of product. Or one in 10 million uses. These preservatives are at a level in Wet Stuff that passes the BP preservative challenge test. Preservative sensitivity tests on people have shown that after prolonged exposure to Wet Stuff, no signs of irritation occurred in those people. Ingredients Glycerine, Propylene Glycol, Purified Water, Hydroxy Ethyl Cellulose, Citric Acid, Polyquaterniums 7, 10, 15 & 32 Methyl, Ethyl, Propyl & Butyl Hydroxybenzoates (Preservatives), Phenoxy-Ethanol Amine, Emulsifying Wax, Vitamin E at pH 5.Wet Stuff Gold has been Australia’s favourite lubricant for nearly 30 years – and our customer reviews show just how popular this product is. Great for use for all applications.

Penthouse POP a Pussy – Heather Vandeven

Penthouse POP a Pussy Cyberskin Masturbator Sleeve for when your hand is just a little boring. Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven is a beautiful blonde girl of Dutch descent and is 5ft 8 inches and only 52kg. She was Penthouse Pet for January 2006 and Pet of the Year 2007. Heather served in the United States Army for 2.5 years, perfect if you like a girl in uniform or maybe out of uniform. She has performed in 41 adult films so she knows how to please. Cyberskin Material is an amazing material that is the closest you can come to feeling and looking like the real thing. The texture feels great against your skin and that is exactly what you want and need when doing the deed. Textured Tunnel to provide a more realist feeling as let’s face it, you know it’s a sleeve but you want to be able to have a tug with something that feels pretty good. Open Ended and Waterproof so that cleaning is so easy. Use liquid anti-bacterial soap and water or toy cleaner to get the best hygienic clean you can and always wash after each use. Once cleaned pat dry and then leave somewhere safe to completely dry before storing it away. With the open end you can pop yourself all the way through if you want to, really go in deep that’s what the Penthouse Pet’s would want you to do. For best results use a good water based lubricant it will enhance your enjoyment.Why use your hand when you can play with one of Penthouse’s Sweethearts. Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven Cyberskin Material Textured Tunnel Open Ended and Waterproof